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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7444 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉