so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and basic and stuff? well, NOT THIS ONE! this server is like, the craziest, most epic, mind-blowing server you will ever play on!

first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if u can defeat the chicken and open the chest, u will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

also, our server is home to the legendary pink sheep army. these sheep are, like, super powerful and will protect u from any mobs that try to attack. plus, they are really good at dancing and will throw u a party every time u log on.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s, like, totally safe and stuff.

so, like, why would u want to play on any other server when u can join ours and experience all this craziness for yourself? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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