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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5408 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
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