| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5465 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 2356 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 86 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Open server for everyone, welcome!
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3680 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5413 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
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Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3479 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6561 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 516 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4221 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1906 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8225 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1743 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3805 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7064 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6316 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 408749 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7131 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9986 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2212 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9314 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2976 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6588 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 488 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6497 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1796 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 158 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
