Alright, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Astral Projections Made: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2935 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 179 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6750 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7460 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 130
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dimension Hops: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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