| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4699 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 274 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3137 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6304 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7633 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2748 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 633 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 6973 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6657 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 655 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7888 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Votes: | 1779 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4232 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4949 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 231 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 554 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 342 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1422 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 348 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2107 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7539 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7107 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3217 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4417 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
