VINDICATING THE BLACKPILL: Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Toilet Bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 74: Loss! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the virtual world of Spook 74: Loss, there lies a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for this treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who have a taste for player flesh! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to claim this treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Creeper King in battle, you will be rewarded with unimaginable riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 74: Loss today and embark on an epic adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Just remember to watch your back and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

There will be times things look Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability! Join us if you enjoy the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next, just like when you’re about to make a diamond pickaxe and a creeper blows up right in your face.

Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, one minute you’re on top of the world with a full set of enchanted diamond armor, and the next minute you’re falling into a pit of lava because someone thought it would be funny to prank you.

But fear not, because our community is full of hilarious and mischievous players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous rules, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, when things start looking up, that’s usually when the real chaos begins.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Sleep Cute Edition, the Minecraft server where you can build your dream world while catching some Z’s! Last time on /degen/: we had players crafting the most adorable pixel art while snuggled up in their virtual beds.

Join us for the ComfyUI experience, where you can navigate through the game with the ease of a seasoned pro. Or try out Automatic1111 for beginners who want a stable and stress-free gameplay. Feeling adventurous? Jump into Forge, the A1111 Fork, where the possibilities are as wild as a pack of llamas on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our FAQ section for all the answers to your burning questions. Dive into the world of Samplers and LoRa Training for a truly unique gaming experience. And don’t forget to check out the AMD GPU section for some mind-blowing graphics that will make your jaw drop.

Looking for some spicy content? Our OP Pasta section will leave you in stitches. And if you’re feeling extra daring, dive into our Archive for a trip down memory lane.

Join us on this crazy adventure where Models, Embeddings, Characters, Celebs, Prompts, and Fetish Content collide in the most epic way possible. From LoRas to PonyXL, the possibilities are endless.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our related boards for even more resources and shenanigans. From /aco/sdg to /y/ydg, there’s something for everyone on this wacky Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to build, mine, and sleep cute!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	6009	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Do you want to join a server where the creepers drop K-pop albums instead of gunpowder? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant K-pop idols who have taken over the server and are forcing players to dance to their catchy tunes. But don’t worry, we have special weapons like the “Fan Army Sword” and the “Bias Shield” to help you defeat them.

Explore our custom-built K-pop concert venues where you can show off your best dance moves and impress other players. And don’t forget to visit our K-pop merch shop where you can trade diamonds for exclusive K-pop merchandise like light sticks and signed posters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the ultimate K-pop warrior!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for TDBarrett Minecraft Server?

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TDBarrett is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and sports-related videos. With a focus on Madden NFL and NBA 2K gameplay, TDBarrett has amassed a large following of fans who appreciate his entertaining and informative content. He also creates vlogs and challenges, showcasing his fun and charismatic personality. Overall, TDBarrett is a dynamic and engaging presence in the online gaming community.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being harassed by girls at work trying to set you up with their mediocre friends? Are you sick of being seen as a cheep greedy bastard just because you’re focused on saving up for your own place? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual empire without any pesky girls trying to distract you. You can save up all the virtual diamonds you want without worrying about someone taking half of them in a breakup. Plus, you can kick anyone out of your virtual house if they annoy you too much – no alimony required!

So come on over to our server and focus on building your wealth and success without any distractions. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and start living the single life – Minecraft style!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

who are these dudes? Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the legends of this Minecraft SMP! These dudes are like the Avengers of the blocky world, each with their own superpowers.

First up, we have Steve the Builder, who can construct entire cities in the blink of an eye. Legend has it he once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon.

Then there’s Alex the Explorer, who has mapped out every inch of the server and discovered hidden treasures beyond imagination. Rumor has it she once found a diamond the size of a house.

And let’s not forget about Herobrine the Trickster, who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. He once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

If you want to join this epic Minecraft SMP, be prepared for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these dudes around!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vtuber Quest Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet the elusive android vtuber, Ceci (or Cici, or whatever her name was)! Rumor has it she’s hiding out in our pixelated world, creating masterpieces with her artistic skills and rigging expertise. With a voice as smooth as butter and hair longer than a Minecraft day, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to interact with this mysterious creator. Plus, who knows what other hidden gems you’ll uncover in our server – maybe even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7047	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6066
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6