Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a group of misunderstood villains who are just trying to make the world a more entertaining place! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re controlled…mostly). Who needs heroes when you can have a blast with us? Join now and become a part of our wacky world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 303 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Emeralds Found: 3359
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 7976
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 585935

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 190 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Potions Brewed: 55
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3095 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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