Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

Academy, ai, album, April 20th, April 21st, culture, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, Generals, League, League Academy, learning, managers, Matches, Minecraft, Pro Evolution Soccer, simulation, Teams, Threads, Twerk, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Farms Harvested:	475	Magic Crystals Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6531	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4771	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

play.beastsurvival.com:20014

Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	5439
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2830	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	64
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3606	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Star Shards Collected:	299	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	73	Meteorites Collected:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955