| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4584 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 648 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8539 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 136125 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8802 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9189 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5917 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2242 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1989 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6675 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3357 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4671 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6122 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 179 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4610 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 593423 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4315 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Votes: | 8572 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4388 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 103 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4705 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9607 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3487 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3036 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8560 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
