Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

Board, Community, CREEPERS, culturally significant, Decline, Existence, fallen, Forgotten, idiots, internet, jokes, Legacy, Lost, member, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obscurity, past glory, Public, r9k, Relevance, sad, Site, Village

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	3170
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4064	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2522
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	135782
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Emeralds Found:	8730	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

starcraftbeta.enxada.host

New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Votes:	2683
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

node2.swdhst.com:2112

TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	6954	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	2575	Animals Bred:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminals

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

MonkeyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, tycoon minions generators spawners money rich gameplay server multiplayer economy factions survival shop trading building PvP adventure exploration events community

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	151	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5319	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

MonkeyMC is focusing on tycoon themed gameplay, including minions, generators, dan also spawners to earn money! Hop in and be the richest player in the server!

play.monkeymc.id:25680

MineFected

alliances, ammunition, BETRAYAL, Detailed Map, dynamic playability, Economy, fortify, hostile environment, INFECTED, Loot, personalized loot system, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, Shelters, special challenges, Survival, The Walking Dead, Tools, weapons, zombies

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Version 1.12.2 English / Spanish Language Minefected is a Minecraft server inspired by the exciting universe of The Walking Dead. Immerse yourself in a post-apocalyptic world to survive is the only objective. How does it work? Loot to survive: Explore abandoned cities, dark forests and desolate landscapes in search of weapons, ammunition, food and supplies. Every chest you find could be the key to staying alive. Fight against infected: Stay alert while infected hordes wander around the world, ready to attack you. Decide your strategy: fight, run or hide. Survive alone or as a team: form alliances with other players or face the dangers of apocalypse as a lone wolf. Trust is scarce and betrayal is always a possibility. Build and defend: Use your resources to fortify shelters or manufacture tools that give you advantage in this hostile environment. Main characteristics: Personalized loot system with unique weapons and objects. Dynamic playability both in PVE (Player Vs. Environment) and in PVP (Player Vs. Player). Immersive zombies mechanics with growing challenges. A detailed map inspired by post-apocalyptic issues. Regular updates, events and special challenges for players. Join now! You are already a fan of The Walking Dead or simply look for an exciting survival challenge, Minefected is the perfect server to test your skills. Can you survive in a world where each movement can be the last?

play.minefected.com

Echoing Visions 1.21.4

1.21.4, Communication, compassion, consideration, Conversation, dialogue, Echoing, Empathy, Expression, Hear me out, Hearing, hearing me out, hearing you out, Listening, Open-mindedness, patience, please, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, VISIONS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs, but also make friends with other players and go on epic adventures together.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is made of diamonds and the music is composed by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!