ViibeMC – The Server Where You Can Claim Land, Get Paid, Work, Level Up, and Rank Up for Free!

Adventure, Challenges, Claim, Competition, Conquest, creativity, Custom, Development, Dimensions, Enchantments, EXCITEMENT, Explore, free, Friends, hidden caves, Island Payouts, Land, landscapes, LEVEL, paid, Paradise, RANK, Resources, Server, smp, strategy, Thrilling, towering structures, ViibeMC, work

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	204
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to ViibeMC
Our network features two exciting game modes: SMP and Skyblock, each with custom aspects to enhance your minecraft experience.

SMP
In SMP (Survival Multiplayer), team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes. Build towering structures, explore hidden caves, and engage in thrilling adventures. Experience our custom enchantments that add an extra layer of strategy and excitement to your gameplay.

Skyblock
In Skyblock, start with a tiny island in the sky and expand it into a bustling paradise. Overcome challenges, gather resources, and unlock new dimensions of gameplay. Compete for monthly island payouts, showcasing your island’s development and creativity to claim the top spot.

IP: play.viibe.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ

What makes ViibeMC different from other Minecraft servers?

ViibeMC offers custom aspects in both SMP and Skyblock game modes that enhance your gameplay experience. Our focus on community and engaging gameplay sets us apart.

Can I play on ViibeMC with my friends?

Absolutely! In SMP, you can team up with your friends to conquer the wild landscapes together. In Skyblock, you can invite your friends to join you on your island and work towards building a paradise.

How can I join ViibeMC?

To join ViibeMC, simply use the IP play.viibe.xyz in your Minecraft client. You can also join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe for updates and community interactions.

Are there any monthly competitions or events on ViibeMC?

Yes, in Skyblock, you can compete for monthly island payouts by showcasing the development and creativity of your island. Stay tuned for other events and competitions that we host regularly.

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult novelty, adult toys, Bedroom fun, discreet pleasure, Echoes, Ethereal, Fleshlight Faces, intimate accessories, intimate moments, intimate products, IRL edition, lifelike texture, male pleasure, masturbation aid, pleasure products, realistic feel, realistic sex toys, self pleasure, sensual experience, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, solo play

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

adult relationships, adulting, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, helicopter parent, Immigrating, INDEPENDENCE, LDR, long-distance relationship, MomDontTripServer, mother-daughter relationship, overbearing mother, overprotective, parental expectations, personal space, social media, stress-free trip

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5108	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

binge watching, Characters, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing endings, disappointing sequels, Entertainment, favorite shows, great beginnings, Plot, Popular Shows, Quality, Seasons, shows to avoid, ShowStopperMinecraftSMP, storytelling, television, Television series, television shows, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8000	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, activism, air travel, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, compensation, Court, EcoWarriorCraft, Emissions, environmental impact, environmentalist, FIRED, German, green technology, lawsuit, Legal, refusing, renewable energy, Researcher, travel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	264
Towns Built:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	59
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacteria, Bacterial infection, Combat, Crafty, Dermatology, HARMFUL, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Itch, Itchy, Land, Microbiome, scratching, scratching itch, scratching skin, Scratchy, skin, skin health, skin irritation, skin microbiota, trigger

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	3258
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9426	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	3360	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	179	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5315	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19