Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Potions Brewed: 165
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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