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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6770 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.
