| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5125 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 328 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2385 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5481 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7845 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4823 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5424 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6840 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6969 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6252 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 403 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9411 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9079 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 3110 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5869 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9835 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2798 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6336 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9659 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8146 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6431 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 562 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
