| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4766 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5395 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 178 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9676 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 271 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7052 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6984 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 269 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3929 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4352 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2742 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3961 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6980 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7558 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 143 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2328 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8114 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 947 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2991 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 913 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9448 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9606 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 230 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1745 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5606 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8024 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7112 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 764 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
