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CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crops Grown:	4543	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	3248

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchantments Applied:	120	Farms Harvested:	872
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1848
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4686	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Votes:	3936	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Towns Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5027
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8721
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Crops Grown:	2157	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8432
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

Players:	105/800	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	2427	Towns Built:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2