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  • GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

    GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the most life-changing advice you’ve ever heard – “Always bring a diamond sword to a creeper fight!” Our server is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond pickaxe). So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and befriend a group of friendly Endermen who just want to dance? Trust us, this server will change your Minecraft game forever!

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  • BlockWars Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!

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    NukeProofHQ – Safeguarding Leaders in Style
    so like, u know how china is all like, “we need to protect our leaders in case of, like, a nuclear war or something”? well, they’re building this HUUUGE military command centre to do just that. it’s gonna be like, the biggest one in the whole world, bro.

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