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Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	6387	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyReaders: Fixing the 30-35% Problem

4th grade, 8th grade, academic performance, American students, competent readers, CraftyReaders, education system, educational challenges, educational improvement, educational reform, Fixing, literacy development, literacy gap, literacy intervention, literacy rates, literacy skills, Problem, reading comprehension, reading proficiency, standardized testing, student achievement, student success, test scores

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of your kids struggling to read? Do you want to improve their literacy skills in a fun and engaging way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.

We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!

EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

collaboration, cybersecurity, DEFEND, Defense, Democracy, digital threats, elections, EU Commission, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign interference, France, germany, influence, international relations, Political, Protection, safeguarding, safeguarding democracy, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!

Big Plans Small Minds Minecraft

Achieve, AMBITION, big, big plans, Business, determination, dream big, entrepreneur, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, innovation, inspiration, leadership, Minds.., mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Plans, Small, small plans, strategy, success, vision

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, there’s this dude who’s, like, super smart and stuff, and he’s got this minecraft server that’s, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, he’s all about making big plans for people who only have small plans, so if you wanna level up your game, you gotta join this server, man.

like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

U-Turn Democraft 2023

authoritarian regimes, autocratic leaders, autocratization, Democraft, democratic backsliding, democratic erosion, democratic institutions, democratic progress, democratization episodes, global trends, governance patterns, historical data, political history, political science, political stability, political transitions, power dynamics, regime change, subsequent democratization, U-turn shape, UTurn

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Crops Grown:	4536

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you why you should jump on this wild ride!

So, like, did you know that from 1900 to 2023, over half of all episodes of autocratization (democratic backsliding) do a complete 180 and turn into democratization? It’s like a rollercoaster of political drama, bro!

And get this, in the last 30 years, almost three quarters of autocratization episodes end up flipping back to democratization. It’s like watching a soap opera but with political systems, dude!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we create our own wacky political rollercoaster in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down? Only one way to find out, homie! Let’s do this! 🤪🎢🔥

Minigames .-. – A lot of mini-games! Waiting for you) server minecraft

Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Server, Waiting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Description server server “Minigames .-. – I am waiting for a lot of mini-games. ”I have not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

h1.kyonix.com:25602

Your Crafts

Builds, chill vibes, Community, Cozy, Crafts, Discord, gameplay, Growing, java, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Protect, quality of life, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Small, Trade, vanilla feel, World Resets

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1272
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Server Overview

No World Resets	Your builds are here to stay.
	Build, trade, and protect your space.
Vanilla+ Feel	Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
Chill Vibes	A relaxed community to play and grow with.

Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I keep my builds without world resets?	Yes, we have a no world reset policy.
Are there shops and land claims available?	Yes, you can build, trade, and protect your space with shops and land claims.
Is the gameplay enhanced with mods?	We have a Vanilla+ feel with slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
What kind of community vibe can I expect?	We have a relaxed community with chill vibes to play and grow with.

Revenge Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, animated, Anime, Antagonist, best, BETRAYAL, Character development, Dark, Drama, emotional, Favorite, INTENSE, Justice, plot twist, Protagonist, Quest, Redemption, Revenge, series, Thriller, Vengeance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	949	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Dude, forget about anime, join this Minecraft server instead!

We have a PvP arena where you can unleash your inner revenge-seeking warrior and battle it out with other players!

Build your own fortress and defend it against raiders who are out for revenge for that time you stole their diamonds!

Join us for crazy events like Revenge of the Creepers, where you have to survive waves of explosive mobs seeking vengeance for all the times you blew them up!

So ditch the anime and come get your revenge fix on our epic Minecraft server!

BdayDinnerDrama

BdayDinnerDrama, birthday celebrations, birthday dinner, birthday planning, communication breakdown, conflicting schedules, dinner reservations, family conflicts, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., Frustration, last minute changes, restaurant reservations, sibling arguments, sibling disagreements, sibling drama, sibling relationships

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than canceling dinner reservations last minute? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more unpredictable than our players is the dinner plans of OP’s sister!

We promise a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to make plans with someone who can’t make up their mind. From last-minute changes to explosive arguments, our server is the perfect place for drama lovers and adrenaline junkies alike.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of standing your ground, just like OP did when they refused to attend the birthday dinner. Who needs a fancy meal when you can have a virtual feast of fun on our server?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the twists and turns of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the behavior of OP’s sister!

FantasyCraft SMP – DreamComeTrue

dream come true, dream come true moment, dream come true story, dream realized, dream turned reality, dreamcometrue, fantasy come to life, fantasy come true, fantasy come true adventure, fantasy come true experience, fantasy come true journey, fantasy realized, fantasy turned real, fantasy turned reality, FantasyCraft, fulfilled fantasy, reality exceeded expectations, smp, ultimate fantasy, unexpected fulfillment, wild imagination, wildest dreams fulfilled, wildest fantasy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ores Mined:	5680
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

So like, omg guys, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a unicorn spawned and gave me a magical pickaxe that could mine bedrock. And then I rode the unicorn into battle against a giant zombie army and we totally won because the unicorn had like laser eyes or something. It was epic!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this secret underwater city where all the villagers are actually mermaids and they trade you enchanted items for seashells. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map. It’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to live out your wildest fantasies and have the most ridiculous adventures, you have to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMemesAndDreams

acquisitions, bugs, Community, design, Features, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, interface, MineCraftMemesAndDreams, mobile app, Official, reddit, serious, superior apps, Technology, Terrible, Updates, user experience

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	73	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of using Reddit’s official mobile app and feeling like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you can build your own virtual world, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle creepers with your trusty sword. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of baby zombies who have mastered the art of meme-making.

If you’re looking for a place where you can escape the clunky interface of Reddit’s app and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities, then come join us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to troll unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Squid Game Event

Community, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Fun, Game, games, hour, Join, Link, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, questions, saturday, Server, Show, Simple, Squid, voice chat, YouTuber

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	5390
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Minecraft Squid Games Event

Date	Saturday
Time	12 pm EST
Version	1.21.4
Voice Chat	Simple Voice Chat

If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below and I would be happy to help. https://discord.gg/76wc56Zs

FAQ

Question	Answer
What games will be included in the event?	Games portrayed in the show Squid Games will be included.
How long will the event last?	The event will last for about an hour, maybe a little more depending on participation.
How can I join the event?	Join the discord server using the provided link and follow instructions there.

Braided Pigtails Realm 1.20

beauty, beauty standards, body positivity, braided, braided pigtails, confidence boost, Cute Hairstyles, fashion, Girl Power, hair accessories, hair braiding, hair inspiration, Hair Makeover, hair styling, hair transformation, hair trends, haircuts, hairstyles, Long hair, Pigtails, Realm, Self-expression, trendy hairstyles

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5591	Buildings Constructed:	9
Potions Brewed:	81	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you join, you’ll be like one of those girls who get that super hot haircut and go from a 6/10 to a 9/10 in a snap! It’s like magic, but in Minecraft form. So, like, don’t miss out on all the hotness waiting for you on this server, man! Join now and level up your Minecraft game and your attractiveness at the same time!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, bills, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraze, co-signer, Communication, Credit, decision, DMV, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, Help, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Nova, Promotion, relationship, Server, Transportation, Truck, Uber, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Star Shards Collected:	134	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.

Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	93/400	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mines Excavated:	1904
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0