| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5017 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 255 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.
Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3733 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 103 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 359 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7773 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7099 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Version > 1.9-1.21.3
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.
But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.
Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
