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PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	540610
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5114	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Crops Grown:	8976

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Votes:	1547	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	114	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	168
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Emeralds Found:	4480

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
New Chunks Explored:	982210	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	377
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5658
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Players:	98/400	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0