VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyGBVSG – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic tournaments where you can battle it out with other players and show off your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! We have big meaty notes that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. Plus, our Versusia Character Guide will help you dominate the competition like a pro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have insane DLC coming up, including Vikala and Sandalphon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic additions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a f2player, join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	753
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us and you’ll have the chance to bet on epic PvP battles between players. That’s right, place your bets on who will come out victorious and you could win big! Just imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you predict the winner of a fight between Khalil and a horde of angry zombies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the gambling begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CropTopCraft Minecraft Server

body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Conflict, crop top, CropTopCraft, eating disorder, friendship, graphic tee, Insecurity, Minecraft, party planning, personal choice, Recovery, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, skinny, weight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is what pixelated crop top to wear! Join us for a party like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion.

Our server is the perfect place for those recovering from eating disorders, where you can express yourself through your character’s outfit choices. But beware, one wrong move and you might upset your pixelated pals!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can wear whatever you want, whether it’s a crop top or a full tee. Just be prepared for some virtual drama along the way. So come on, join us and let your pixelated fashion sense shine!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Farms Harvested:	907
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!

Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!

So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	247
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UnforgivableBros Minecraft SMP

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, broken trust, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, Empathy, forgiveness, grudge, healing, hurt, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, reconciliation, Resentment, second chances, smp, Trust, Understanding, UnforgivableBros

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where forgiveness is a thing of the past! We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the supreme ruler of the server. Needless to say, they were promptly banished to the Nether realm. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and forgiveness is just a myth, come join us for some chaotic fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GhostlyBanquet

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If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Ores Mined:	2150	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	9664
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	3380	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8319	Emeralds Found:	3535
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	878	Potions Brewed:	75
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.