Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7378

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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