| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6658 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1894 |
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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8484 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 950 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6095 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 760373 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6476 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6710 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4741 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!
And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1265 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8774 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3824 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7598 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 80314 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5734 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9490 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 43 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5047 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!
AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1022 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5710 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4336 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9262 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Votes: | 747 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9285 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5839 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 391 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5820 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!
