| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8702 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Farms Harvested: | 511 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 818 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2793 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1500 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8894 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3565 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7654 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9369 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3959 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9240 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9704 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1350 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8273 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 189 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1608 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9650 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2567 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 7091 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4691 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9430 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2724 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
