Verda Realms: Where building skills and lore writing are as rare as a diamond block! Join us today!

Server Name	Verda Realms SMP
Version	1.20
Requirements	No mods required
Features	Medieval factions plugin for claiming land and building communities Large biome world for added challenge and realism Dynmap for easy navigation
Application	Discord to apply for whitelist

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1728	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

exhaustion, eye health, eye strain, FATIGUE, health concerns, hour, insomnia, lifestyle habits, long hours, MAYHEM, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, red eyes, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2471
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2505
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5506	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9864	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	4933
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Buildings Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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Verda Realms: Where building skills and lore writing are as rare as a diamond block! Join us today!

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Updated September 29, 2024

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Updated September 29, 2024

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

Updated September 29, 2024

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

Updated September 29, 2024

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

Updated September 29, 2024

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

Updated September 29, 2024

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

Updated September 29, 2024

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Updated September 29, 2024

Crafty Yanks Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Blockhead Banter

Updated September 29, 2024

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3