Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Love Letters Sent: 11 Chimeras Created: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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