Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Dragons Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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