Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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