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Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Villages Defended:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1781	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	976
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FastingFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1617
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2