Velvet SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1935	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	356

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7361
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	210
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Potions Brewed:	107
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	3036

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Potions Brewed:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	517884
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Farms Harvested:	505	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5860	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

Players:	107/600	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	7487
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3