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The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6656

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2052
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	185	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Magic Items Found:	5247	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mines Excavated:	1570	Ores Mined:	9075

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9051
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ores Mined:	7958	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Potions Brewed:	83
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7069
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	5458

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Players:	110/800	Votes:	8377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2