Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers

  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 422

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 New Chunks Explored: 207350
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crops Grown: 7607
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 81
    New Chunks Explored: 60368 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2584 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Emeralds Found: 8811
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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