so like, u know how u always hear about how eatin’ veggies is good for u? well, dis server takes dat to a whole new level, man. we got a whole town made outta veggies, like carrot houses and lettuce gardens. but here’s the crazy part – if u eat any meat on dis server, ur character gets sick and starts throwin’ up everywhere. it’s like a real-life lesson on bein’ a vegetarian, but in Minecraft form. join us if u wanna see what it’s like to live in a world where veggies rule and meat drools.

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 9415
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

    Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

    Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PickMeNotPlsCraft

    PickMeNotPlsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

    Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

    So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

    CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

    So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MinecraftMoodBoost

    MinecraftMoodBoost
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Animals Bred: 122
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyMurderMystery

    BlockyMurderMystery
    so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

    join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

    if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Ores Mined: 5827
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

    Cooling Craft: Chill Zone
    join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4463 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

    MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MortalMC Beta

    MortalMC Beta

    Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Silkys LifeSteal

    Silkys LifeSteal

    Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4844
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 139

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

    But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

    I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

    2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

    3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your past mistakes and start fresh? Look no further than our server! Just like this player who turned their life around after a rough start, you too can join our server and leave all your troubles behind.

    Join us for a chance to rebuild your relationships, just like this player reconnected with their family after years of turmoil. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family within our Minecraft community!

    But beware, just like this player’s family couldn’t let go of the past, our players might joke about your past mistakes. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, just like this player decided to cut ties with their family for the sake of their own happiness, you can always take a break from the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave your past behind and start anew! Who knows, you might even find a new family who will support you no matter what. See you in the game!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1193
    New Chunks Explored: 902704 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CuttingKarenCraft

    CuttingKarenCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with rude grocery store line-cutters? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no cutting in line” policy! Our virtual express lane is always fair and orderly, so you can shop in peace without any drama.

    Imagine a world where everyone respects the 12-item limit and waits their turn like civilized players. No more eye-rolling or passive-aggressive sighs from other users, just pure grocery store bliss. And if anyone tries to pull a fast one, our moderators are quick to intervene and restore order.

    Don’t let real-life line-cutters ruin your day – escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks to build your dream grocery store. Join now and experience the satisfaction of a line well-organized!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FlexCraft SMP

    FlexCraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and trading boring old diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes while riding a unicorn made of pure rainbow blocks!

    Join us if you want to show off your epic builds like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks. And don’t forget about our weekly events like “Dress Your Chicken in the Coolest Outfit” competition or “Who Can Mine the Most Obsidian in 10 Minutes” challenge.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and show off your wildest creations, join us and let’s make the blocky world a crazier and more hilarious place together!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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