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we got randomised controlled trials happenin everyday, where u can test ur skills against other players and see who comes out on top. plus, we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant carrot castle and another player tamed a herd of pixelated llamas.

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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found: 3889 Dragon Eggs Found: 912
Towns Built: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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