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we got randomised controlled trials happenin everyday, where u can test ur skills against other players and see who comes out on top. plus, we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant carrot castle and another player tamed a herd of pixelated llamas.

come join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb dot com. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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