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we got randomised controlled trials happenin everyday, where u can test ur skills against other players and see who comes out on top. plus, we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant carrot castle and another player tamed a herd of pixelated llamas.

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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Enchantments Applied: 178 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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