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we got randomised controlled trials happenin everyday, where u can test ur skills against other players and see who comes out on top. plus, we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant carrot castle and another player tamed a herd of pixelated llamas.

come join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb dot com. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9722 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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