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we got randomised controlled trials happenin everyday, where u can test ur skills against other players and see who comes out on top. plus, we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant carrot castle and another player tamed a herd of pixelated llamas.

come join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb dot com. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 30 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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