Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
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