VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5591
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Zombie Dances:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ores Mined:	9209	Gods Slained:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2581
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Towns Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ores Mined:	1930
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Secret Passages Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!