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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7880 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 272 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.
if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.
