VeganSimba’sCraftLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4346	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Towns Built:	10

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where lions roam free and eat only plants like a bunch of hipster vegans! we got simba leading the pack, showing everyone how to be a true vegan warrior in the wild. watch as he munches on grass and kale, spreading the message of peace and plant-based power to all the animals in the server.

if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join us now and witness the most epic vegan lion pride in minecraft history. we promise you’ll never look at lions the same way again. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of vegan lions in a virtual world? it’s like the circle of life, but with more quinoa and tofu. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world that even lions can be vegan!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Farms Harvested:	558	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Votes:	7102
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2711
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	778	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	9442

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

/r/s, 2024.., celebration, christmas, christmas eve, Community, Day, DECEMBER, favourite image, Festive, holiday, image, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Play, post, R/a/dio Thread #12, Radio, Santas, Show, smp, Thread, tradition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Votes:	6413
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9186	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

aggression, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, inhumane, international relations, Military, missile attack, peacekeeping efforts, Political, RETALIATION, Russian Christmas Day, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.

Dreamscape Escape: Neurodivergent Adventures

adhd, Adventures, Autism Spectrum Disorder, cognitive processes, comorbidity, coping mechanisms, dreamscape, Emotional Dysregulation, emotional regulation, Escape, escapism, Factors, internalized stigma, maladaptive behaviors, maladaptive daydreaming, mental health, mental health symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergent, neurodivergent individuals, Predictors, psychological well-being, self esteem, self-perception

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bros and gals! If u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure imagination, then dis server is da place for u! We got all da crazy stuff u could ever dream of, like flying pigs, talking trees, and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter!

Our server is da bomb cuz we understand ur need to escape from da harsh realities of life. We got emotional dysregulation on lock, so u can let out all ur feels without judgment. Plus, we got self-esteem boosters that will make u feel like a Minecraft superstar!

Join us and let ur inner neurodivergent self shine! ADHD, autism, or both, we welcome all kinds of peeps with open arms. So come on over and let’s get our daydream on together! Trust us, u won’t regret it!

Anime Future Quest 1.21.2

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Let me tell you, this server is like finding four rare anime episodes from the future in 2025! It’s like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Join this server if you wanna experience mind-bending adventures, build pixelated castles taller than Mount Everest, and battle creepers with laser swords! It’s like living in a virtual reality anime world, except you’re the main character and you can respawn if you die.

Forget about boring servers with basic gameplay, join this one for a wild ride that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually a Minecraft character in a parallel universe. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Big Booty Latinas Minecraft SMP

big, Big booty Latinas, BOOTY, cuckold, exotic beauty, hotwife, interracial, Interracial Relationships, Latin America, Latin culture, Latin lovers, Latin passion, Latin seductress, Latin women, Latina booty, Latinas, Latinx, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Peruvian beauty, Peruvian wife, sexy wife, smp, WHITE COCK

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including crazy love stories like this one! Meet our player, who claims their Peruvian wife is head over heels for white cock…in Minecraft, of course! Join us for a chance to witness this unconventional romance unfold in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious tales you’ll encounter on our server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

LateNightCrafts

insomnia, late night, late night chat, late night contemplation, late night conversations, Late Night Crew, late night feelings, late night musings, late night ponderings, late night reflections, late night solitude, late night thoughts, late night vibes, LateNightCrafts, night owl, Night shift, night time, night vibes, Sleepless, tired, Up late

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of zombie villagers to a dance-off? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!