VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

akovg, Android, ASTRA: Knights of Veda, Black Sun Xanthia, Call of the Stars, code redemption site, codes, crossplay, Download, EU, Events, Fateful Encounter, general, Guilds, Ios, Knights, Limited Banner, lolz, Lummies, mobile, News, OCE, Official Website, PC, Player Resources, Previous thread, RATEUP, reroll guide, sea, Steam, trailers, veda, VedaCraft, Warning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Towns Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7231	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Votes:	8364
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	2158	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	3242	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	83
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Emeralds Found:	9671	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	816599
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5998	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	555	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2928	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Votes:	3886
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	3368
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7365	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchantments Applied:	230	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Votes:	8052
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	681

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2486
Love Letters Sent:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	5986
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.