VedaCraft: Knights of LOL General #10

akovg, Android, ASTRA: Knights of Veda, Atterisee buffs, Black Sun Xanthia, code redemption site, codes, crossplay, Download, Events, Fateful Encounter, general, Gifted Doctor Veleno, Guilds, Ios, Knights, lol, Lummies, mobile, News, Official Website, Patch, PC, Player Resources, RATEUP, reroll guide, SaintSaeya, Steam, trailers, VedaCraft, Warning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7647	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Literally, we have aliens, spaceships, and intergalactic adventures waiting for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring new planets, battling alien creatures, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be careful, because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans our players are up to!

Don’t miss out on our special events like the Fateful Encounter, where you can log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. Who knows, you might just score yourself a Gifted Doctor Veleno or a Black Sun Xanthia!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at redeeming secret codes like KNIGHTSOFVEDA for exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the space madness begin! Just make sure to double check your server location, because you never know where you might end up in this crazy universe. See you on the other side, space cadets!

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Emeralds Found:	1382	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ores Mined:	582	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8027	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Ores Mined:	8490
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Votes:	3904	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.