lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!
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CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro! You gotta join cuz we got Ukrainians rallying around their president like it’s a freakin’ parade, man! And get this, Trump is tryna diss him, but we ain’t havin’ none of that drama here, nah uh! We all about unity and support, yo! Plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya, so come on and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me, dude! -
CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”
join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh! -
Gene Therapy Kids Eye Cure
yo, u gotta join this sick minecraft server cuz we got doctors in london curing blindness in kids with gene therapy! they injectin healthy genes into kids’ eyes with keyhole surgery and now these kids can see shapes, recognise their parents’ faces, and some of them can even read and write! like, how crazy is that?! imagine if we had that kinda technology in minecraft, we could see through walls and read all the secret messages in the game! join now and be part of this epic journey to cure blindness in minecraft!