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Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Towns Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Emeralds Found:	4635	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	74

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	893885
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1