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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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