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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 232 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Meteorite Armor Created: 19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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