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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Dragon Scales Harvested: 158
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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