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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1777 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like adventures and craziness? well, do we have the server for u! join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
our server is like no other, we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the golden chicken, u get a special prize (spoiler alert: it’s a magical sword that shoots fireballs).
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday called “battle of the blocks” where u and ur friends can battle it out in epic pvp battles for the chance to win a real life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will).
